Well, well, well, look what we have here! All Godzilla MTG cards, you say? That’s a mouthful! Reminds me of the time old Mr. Johnson tried to fit a whole watermelon in his mouth. Didn’t work out too well, I tell ya.

So, these Godzilla cards, they’re somethin’ special, ain’t they? Like that one time I found a two-headed calf in my barn. Rare as hen’s teeth! They come from this Ikoria thingamajig. Sounds like a fancy name for a rash if you ask me. But, hey, I ain’t one to judge.
Now, I hear there’s a whole bunch of these cards. Nineteen, they say! That’s more than the teeth left in my old dog, bless his soul. And get this, they got different colors on ’em. Not like a rainbow, mind you. More like, well, you got your red-orange ones. Those are the fancy ones, like the prize-winning tomatoes at the county fair. Then you got your gold ones. Still pretty good, like a good layer hen. And then there’s the silver ones. Common as dirt, but still somethin’ to look at, I suppose.
- Red-orange: Super duper rare.
- Gold: Kinda rare, like a four-leaf clover.
- Silver: Not so rare, like dandelions in the spring.
They call these colors “rarity.” Like how rare it is for me to get a good night’s sleep these days with my bad hip. But I digress. These Godzilla cards, they ain’t just for show, ya know. You can play with ’em, trade ’em, like we used to do with marbles back in my day. Except these marbles are flat and got pictures of giant monsters on ’em. Times sure have changed!
And these Godzilla fellas, they got other names too. Underneath, like a secret identity or somethin’. Like that Clark Kent fella, wearin’ glasses to hide he’s Superman. Only, these ain’t superheroes. They’re more like that big lizard that stomped through Tokyo in that old movie. Caused a ruckus, I tell ya!
Now, you can get these cards in different ways. It’s like when you are tryin’ to catch that darn weasel that’s been gettin’ into my chicken coop. You gotta be sneaky about it! You can earn ’em, they say. Or you can buy ’em. Just like how you can either grow your own veggies or buy ’em at the market. ‘Cept these ain’t veggies. They’re monster cards. Go figure!
And there is something about a Japanese set, I heard. Sixteen of those Godzilla things. Sounds like a lot of stompin’ and roarin’ to me. I reckon those Japanese folks must like their monsters, just like they like their… what’s it called… sushi? Raw fish. Can’t say I understand it, but to each their own, I always say.
These Godzilla cards are part of this whole Magic: The Gathering thing. Sounds like a bunch of hocus pocus to me. Like that time I saw a magician pull a rabbit outta a hat. Only these ain’t rabbits. They’re giant monsters. And they ain’t comin’ outta hats. They’re comin’ outta… well, I don’t rightly know where they’re comin’ outta. But it sure sounds excitin’!
Ikoria: Lair of Behemoths, that’s what they call it. Sounds like a mouthful, that’s for sure. Like tryin’ to say “she sells seashells by the seashore” five times fast. Tongue twister, that is. But I reckon it’s important to know the name if you’re gonna be collectin’ these cards. It is all about Godzilla card list.

So, there you have it. All Godzilla MTG cards in a nutshell. Or maybe a chicken eggshell. A whole lot of fuss about some pictures of monsters, if you ask me. But hey, who am I to judge? I’m just an old woman. Now, where did I put my teeth…?
These Godzilla cards MTG Arena, they are like the special ones. Like that one time my rooster, Big Red, grew an extra toe. Weird, but special. And these cards, you can get them online, I hear. In that computer world. Magic, I tell ya, pure magic!
You can either buy ’em or earn ’em. Like chores, you see. Do your chores, get a reward. Don’t do ’em, nothin’. But in this case, the chores are probably playin’ that Magic game. Sounds like more fun than cleanin’ out the chicken coop, that’s for sure!
They got all sorts of pictures on these cards. Not just Godzilla. There’s other fellas too. Big and scary, just like Godzilla. I wouldn’t want to meet any of ’em in a dark alley, that’s for sure! They are all in the Godzilla Magic The Gathering set.
All these monsters, they got special powers and such. Like that one time I saw a cow give birth to twins. Two for the price of one! These monsters, they can do all sorts of things in the game. I don’t understand it all, but the young folks seem to like it.
So, if you’re into this sort of thing, collectin’ these Godzilla cards, then good for you. It’s like collectin’ stamps, or coins, or those little porcelain dolls. Only these are big, scary monsters. To each their own, I always say. To each their own. This is all the information about the Ikoria Lair of Behemoths Godzilla.