This Weeks Monday Night Raw Spoilers: Winners and Losers

Alright, alright, settle down now, y’all. Let me tell ya ’bout this wrestling stuff, this “Monday Night Raw” thing. My grandkids, they watch it all the time, and I catch a bit here and there, ya know? So, I’m gonna try and piece together what happened, like them fellas on the TV do, but I ain’t no fancy talker, so bear with me.

So, first off, they had this show, right? Monday Night Raw. They filmed it over in some place called Riyadh. Sounds fancy, probably got more sand than my backyard. Anyway, they taped it on November 4th, 2024. That’s a while back, but these things take time, I guess. Like bakin’ a good pie, ya gotta let it set.

Now, from what I hear, things got pretty heated up. There’s this fella, CM Punk, and another one, Seth Rollins. They don’t like each other much, seems like. Like my chickens when they fight over a bug, squawkin’ and peckin’ at each other. They had a big ol’ fight, and this other guy, Sami Zayn, he got mixed up in it too. Wrestling’s like that, always folks jumpin’ in, stirrin’ up the pot.

And then, somethin’ about championships. They gotta have championships, ya know? Like winnin’ a blue ribbon at the county fair, only with more muscles and spandex. So, they crowned some new folks, the number one contenders, they called ’em. One for the fellas, the World Heavyweight Championship, and one for the gals, the Women’s World Championship. Good for them, I say. Work hard, get yer prize, that’s how it should be.

• So, we got CM Punk fightin’ with Seth Rollins
• Sami Zayn jumpin’ in, cause why not?
• New folks fightin’ for the big shiny belts

Then, there was another show, filmed way back on October 7th, but they didn’t show it ‘til October 14th. In St. Louis, they said. Must be a big city, got one of them fancy Enterprise Centers. Probably got more bathrooms than my whole town. This one, they said a lot of the wrestlers were over in the UK, so they had to film it early. Like makin’ extra biscuits when ya know company’s comin’.

And just recently, on November 18th, this big fella, Bronson Reed, he went and beat Seth Rollins. Imagine that! Seth Rollins, losin’. Reminds me of that time my prize-winning rooster lost to a scrawny little bantam. Sometimes the underdog wins, that’s life. This Bronson fella, he knocked him off. Good for him, I guess. Everyone gets their turn.

Now, they got another show comin’ up, December 2nd. In Everett, Washington. Never been there. Probably got more trees than my little patch of land. It’s at 8 pm ET, whatever that means. Fancy time zones. They gonna show it on the USA Network. My grandkids, they know all about that channel. Me? I prefer watchin’ the birds at the feeder.

So, there ya have it. A whole bunch of wrestlin’ news. WWE Raw Spoilers, they call it. Spoilers? Shoot, I ain’t spoiled nothin’. I just told ya what happened, like gossipin’ over the fence with my neighbor, only this gossip is about folks in tights. It’s all just a big show, ya know? Like a soap opera with body slams. But hey, it keeps them young’uns entertained, and that’s somethin’, right?

So next time you see them fellas on TV, flippin’ and floppin’, remember old what’s-her-name told ya all about it. And don’t forget to eat your vegetables. That’s important too, you know. More important than watchin’ grown men pretend to fight, I reckon.

Monday Night Raw is always a big deal with my grand kids so they keep me in the loop, ya know? They tell me who’s fighting who and who won, they even tell me all about the WWE drama! They always say this stuff is spoilers but I can’t keep my mouth shut for too long!

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