Well, let me tell ya ’bout this here The Crow poster thing, ya know? It ain’t somethin’ fancy, but it’s got folks talkin’, and that means somethin’ these days.

First off, this The Crow fella, he’s like a superhero, but not the shiny, happy kind. More like a dark, broodin’ type. They say some fella named James O’Barr made him up after somethin’ real bad happened to him. A drunk driver, they say. Took his gal away. Real sad story, that is.
Now, this Crow fella, he got his own comic book way back when, in the eighties, I think. Caliber Comics, they called themselves. Never heard of ’em before, but hey, I ain’t readin’ comics much these days. My eyes ain’t what they used to be, ya see?
- Anyway, this here Crow, he’s got this dark look, and that’s what folks like. They made a movie ’bout him, too. A dark one. Everything’s dark, they say. The scenes, the story, the whole shebang.
- I never seen it myself. Too dark for my tastes, I reckon. But the youngsters, they seem to like it. They go on and on about this Brandon Lee fella who played him. Said he was a good actor, but he died durin’ the filmin’. Another sad story, that is. Seems like this The Crow stuff is all ’bout sadness.
Now, these posters they got, they ain’t no different. Dark and gloomy, most of ’em. But folks are buyin’ ’em up like hotcakes. Heard you can get ’em on that eBay thing. New ones, old ones, big ones, small ones. They got all kinds, they say.
Some folks, they like the old ones from the nineties. Vintage, they call ’em. Like they’re better ’cause they’re old. I don’t get it, but hey, to each their own, right? Then you got the new ones, from this new movie they made. Didn’t even know they made another one, but there ya go.
You can get these posters framed, too. Make ’em look all fancy. Or you can get ’em on canvas, like a real picture. Or even on tin signs, like those old advertisements they used to have. They got all sorts of ways to sell ya this The Crow fella.
And they ain’t cheap neither. Some of ’em go for a pretty penny. But folks are payin’ it. Guess they really like this dark stuff. Me, I’d rather have a picture of a nice flower, or maybe a cute puppy. Somethin’ to cheer ya up, ya know?
But hey, if you’re into this The Crow thing, go ahead and get yourself a poster. Hang it up on your wall. Just don’t blame me if it gives ya nightmares. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s dark stuff.
They even got posters with them fellas from that Supernatural show on ’em. Dean and Sam, they call ’em. Never watched that show neither, but them boys are popular. Guess they figured they could sell some more posters by puttin’ ’em next to the Crow. Smart fellas, them sellers are.

So, there ya have it. Everything I know ’bout this The Crow poster business. Ain’t much, I reckon, but it’s somethin’. You go on and do what ya want with it. Just remember, it’s a dark story, and them posters ain’t no different. You been warned.
Oh, and another thing! They say you can get free shippin’ on some of them posters on eBay. And they got that money-back guarantee thing, too. So, I guess if ya don’t like it, ya can send it back. Ain’t that somethin’? They really want ya to buy these posters, don’t they?
Alright, I’m done talkin’ now. My throat’s gettin’ dry. Go on and do what ya gotta do. And if ya see that Crow fella flyin’ around, you just tell him to go on home. He’s scarin’ the chickens.
Tags: [The Crow, Movie Poster, Brandon Lee, Comic Book, eBay, Supernatural, Vintage Poster, Dark Superhero, Film Decor, Collectible]