Alright, let’s talk about this Terrifier 2 Blu-ray, you know, the one with that crazy clown. My grandkids, they keep talkin’ about it, so I figured, why not see what all the fuss is about? I ain’t no movie expert, mind you, just tellin’ it like I see it.

First off, this movie, it ain’t for the faint of heart. I mean, that Art the Clown fella, he’s somethin’ else. Gory ain’t even the word for it. Blood everywhere, like a pig slaughterin’ gone wrong. My stomach, it churned a few times, I ain’t gonna lie. But, gotta admit, the special effects, they’re pretty darn good. Makes it look real, too real sometimes.
Now, about this Blu-ray thing. My boy, he got me one of them fancy TVs, a big one, so the picture, it’s clear as a bell. You can see every little… well, you know, every little bloody detail. The colors, they pop too, especially that red. Lord, there’s a lot of red in this movie.
- Picture quality is real good, sharp and clear.
- Colors are bright, especially the, you know, the blood.
- Sound is loud, makes you jump sometimes.
They say this Blu-ray has some extra stuff too. Behind-the-scenes stuff, they call it. Interviews with the folks who made the movie, and the actors. I watched some of it. That Damien Leone fella, the director, he seems like a nice young man, even though he makes movies like this. And that actor, David Howard Thornton, who plays Art, he don’t seem scary at all in real life. Just a regular guy, makin’ a livin’ I guess.
The story, well, it’s about this clown comin’ back from the dead, or somethin’ like that. And he’s after this girl and her brother. I ain’t gonna spoil it for ya, but let’s just say, it ain’t a happy-go-lucky kinda story. There’s this little pale girl too, she’s kinda creepy. She helps the clown, I think. It’s all a bit confusing to be honest.
This Blu-ray, it comes in different versions, I heard. Some fancy collector’s edition, with extra bells and whistles. And a 4K version, whatever that means. Sounds expensive to me. I just got the regular one, and it’s good enough. You can buy it at Best Buy, Target, all them stores. Or online, if you’re one of them tech-savvy folks.
If you like scary movies, and I mean REALLY scary movies, then you might like this Terrifier 2. But don’t say I didn’t warn ya. It’s violent, it’s gory, and it’s definitely not for kids. Or for folks with weak stomachs, like me. I had to close my eyes a few times, and I still had nightmares after. But hey, at least the picture quality was good, right?
I heard they’re makin’ a Terrifier 3 now. Lord have mercy. I don’t know if I can handle another one of these movies. Maybe I’ll just stick to my soap operas and game shows. At least those don’t give me nightmares. But if you’re curious, and you got a strong stomach, go ahead and give Terrifier 2 a watch. Just don’t blame me if you can’t sleep at night.
And remember, if you’re gonna buy it, shop around. Prices are different everywhere. And make sure you got a good Blu-ray player, and a good TV. Otherwise, what’s the point, right? It’s like buyin’ a fancy car and drivin’ it on a dirt road. Makes no sense at all.

So that’s my two cents on this Terrifier 2 Blu-ray. It’s a scary movie, with good picture and sound. But it ain’t for everyone. You been warned!
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