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Well, let me tell ya about this here Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles dress thing. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I seen a thing or two, and I can tell ya what’s what.

First off, what in the tarnation is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle anyway? Sounds like somethin’ my grandson would be yellin’ about. Them young’uns and their crazy cartoons! But I reckon if they makin’ dresses out of ’em, they must be popular. Popular like them Elvis fellers back in my day. Only, these turtles are green, I hear, not slicked-back hair and blue suede shoes.

So, if you’re lookin’ for one of these Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles dresses, you gotta know where to look. Ain’t no use wanderin’ around the five-and-dime like we used to. Now, they got this here “internet” thing. My grandson showed me. It’s like a big ol’ catalog, only you can’t touch nothin’. Just pictures, and you gotta click and type and all sorts of fiddly business.

But from what I gathered, this here “internet” is where you gonna find your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles dress. They got all sorts. Some for little bitty babies, some for bigger girls. I even seen some that look like costumes! Can you imagine? Dressin’ up like a green turtle? Kids these days!

Now, I heard tell there’s different kinds of these dresses too. Some got just the turtle faces, some got the whole gang, and some even got that rat feller, Splinter, I think they call him. He’s the one that taught them turtles how to fight, or so the story goes. Land sakes, I don’t know why they need to fight, but that’s what the kids like, I guess.

• They got dresses with just one turtle, like Michelangelo, the one they say is a party animal. Sounds like my nephew, always causin’ a ruckus.
• Then they got dresses with all four turtles: Leonardo, the leader, Raphael, the tough one, Donatello, the smarty pants, and Michelangelo, that party animal again. They’re a whole heap of trouble, I bet.
• And don’t forget the Splinter dresses! He’s the old feller, the wise one. Kinda like me, I reckon, only I ain’t never taught no turtles how to fight.

Where do you buy these dresses, you ask? Well, like I said, that there “internet” is your best bet. There’s these places called “online stores.” They got all sorts of things, from dresses to tractors, or so they say. I ain’t never bought nothin’ online myself. I like to see what I’m gettin’ before I hand over my hard-earned cash. But the young’uns, they don’t mind. They just click and click and then somethin’ shows up at the door. Magical, ain’t it? Almost like them flying cars they promised us in the magazines.

I heard tell there’s different “brands” of these dresses too. Some are real fancy, like the ones the movie stars wear, and some are just plain, everyday dresses. It all depends on how much money you wanna spend. And lemme tell ya, them fancy ones can cost a pretty penny. Enough to feed a family for a week, I reckon. But if your little girl wants a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles dress, well, you gotta do what you gotta do. Kids these days, they get their hearts set on things.

And it ain’t just dresses, neither. They got Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles everythin’! Shoes, hats, backpacks, even bedsheets! It’s a whole turtle takeover, I tell ya. My grandson, he’s got a whole room full of this turtle stuff. He’s got the action figures, the comic books, the movies…you name it, he’s got it. He’s even got a turtle-shaped nightlight. Says it keeps the monsters away. Land sakes, what monsters? The only monsters I ever seen was the mosquitoes in the summertime.

Now, I seen some folks sayin’ these turtles ain’t nothin’ but violence. But I reckon it’s all just make-believe. Kids these days, they know the difference between right and wrong. At least, I hope they do. And these turtles, they fight for good, or so the story goes. They fight against the bad guys, the Shredder and his foot clan. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but the kids eat it up.

So, if you’re lookin’ for a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles dress, don’t be shy. Go on that there “internet” and poke around. You’ll find somethin’, I guarantee it. Just be careful, though. Don’t go clickin’ on nothin’ you don’t understand. And don’t give them online fellers your life savings. Just a little bit of money for a little bit of turtle dress. That’s all you need.

And if you do end up gettin’ one of them dresses, make sure your little girl wears it proud. Let her run around and have fun. Let her be a turtle for a day, if that’s what makes her happy. Life’s too short to be serious all the time, ain’t it? And who knows, maybe them turtles will teach her a thing or two about courage and friendship. Or maybe they’ll just teach her how to eat pizza. Either way, it’s all good fun, I reckon.

And from what I hear, there’s even a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie out. It’s called “Mutant Mayhem”, somethin’ like that. Heard they changed it up a bit, made Michelangelo the last turtle standin’. Imagine that, the party animal turnin’ into a hero. Life’s funny that way, ain’t it? And they say Nickelodeon owns the rights to these turtles now. Big company, I hear. They got their fingers in all sorts of pies. Well, as long as they keep makin’ them turtle dresses, I reckon the kids will be happy.