San Antonio Gears Up for Monday Night Raw: Stars and Schedule

Alright, listen up, y’all! Let me tell ya ’bout this wrestling thing, this “Monday Night Raw” they had down in San Antonio.

Monday Night Raw in San Antonio, What’s the Big Deal?

So, they tell me this big wrestling show, “Monday Night Raw,” came to San Antonio. Folks were all excited, like a bunch of hens clucking around a dropped piece of cornbread. They say it was at that Frost Bank Center place, which I reckon is just a big ol’ building where they do these things. I ain’t never been there myself, too busy tendin’ to my chickens and whatnot.

Now, they tell me this wasn’t the first time these wrestlers came to town. They used to come before, but then that there “pandemic” thing happened, and everything got shut down tighter than a jar of pickles. But I guess they figured it was time to come back and stir up some trouble again.

Wrestlers and Whatnot

They had all sorts of fellas there, wrestlers they call ’em. Big, strong guys with muscles poppin’ out everywhere, wearing next to nothing but fancy little shorts and boots. I heard tell of some names, like Seth “Freakin” Rollins and Cody Rhodes. Sound like a bunch of made-up names to me, but I guess that’s what they do in that wrestling world. One fella they call “Triple H” – sounds like a fancy tractor or somethin’ – he’s the one who made the announcement. And this Travis Scott fella, who I guess sings or somethin’, he was there too.

They say these fellas were jumpin’ around, slammin’ each other into the ground, and yellin’ a whole bunch. Sounded like a barnyard brawl to me, but folks seemed to like it. They say it’s all pretend, like a play, but those fellas look like they’re hurtin’ for real sometimes. I tell ya, I wouldn’t wanna get in the ring with them, not even for all the tea in China.

Going to Netflix? What’s a Netflix?

Then I hear tell that this “Monday Night Raw” show is gonna be on something called “Netflix.” Now, I ain’t got no idea what a “Netflix” is. Sounds like some newfangled contraption to me. They say it’s like a picture show, but it comes right into your house through the wires or somethin’. I guess that’s progress for ya. But I’ll stick to my old TV, thank you very much. It’s got all the channels I need, like the weather and that one where they sell them fancy kitchen gadgets.

Road to WrestleMania? Sounds Like a Long Walk

And these wrestlers, they ain’t just stayin’ put. They’re goin’ all over the place! They call it the “Road to WrestleMania.” Now, that sounds like a mighty long walk to me. They’re goin’ to places like Spain and Germany and even Ireland! I ain’t ever been to any of them places. I reckon they must have some mighty fine chickens over there, though.

• San Antonio Show: March 3rd, Frost Bank Center. They say tickets were sellin’ like hotcakes.
• TV Time: Starts January 6th on somethin’ called Netflix.
• Lots of Wrestlin’: These fellas are goin’ all over the world, grapplin’ and whatnot.

My Two Cents

So, that’s the gist of it, as far as I can tell. A bunch of wrestlers comin’ to town, jumpin’ around, and makin’ a whole lotta noise. Folks seemed to enjoy it, so I guess it must be somethin’ special. Me? I’ll stick to my chickens and my garden. That’s real entertainment, right there. No need for fancy shorts or made-up names. Just good, honest work and the peace and quiet of the countryside. But hey, to each their own, I always say. If them folks wanna watch a bunch of fellas wrestle, that’s their business. Just don’t expect me to understand it all.

But one thing’s for sure, if they ever decide to have a chicken wranglin’ contest, I might just have to buy me a ticket. Now that would be somethin’ worth watchin’!

Tags: [WWE, Monday Night Raw, San Antonio, Wrestling, Frost Bank Center, Seth Rollins, Cody Rhodes, Netflix, WrestleMania]