Well, well, well, lookie here, what a story this is. It’s about Robin’s big date. That Robin, always getting into some mess. This time, it’s about a date. And it is gonna be big! Can you believe it?

So, this Robin, he’s got himself a date. A real one, you know? Not just hanging around with that Bat-Man fella. He is a good boy, always wants a girlfriend. He tried so hard to find a girl. And this time, he got one. Oh, he’s probably all dressed up, hair all slicked back. This date might be the one for him! But you will know who’s gonna ruin this.
But, oh boy, that Bat-Man, he’s always gotta be around, doesn’t he? That man just likes to show off. Can’t let Robin have one thing to himself. He just can’t. That date’s gonna go down the drain. Poor Robin. Every time that Bat-Man shows up, things go crazy!
Robin, he’s a good kid, but that Bat-Man, he’s like a big shadow, always there. Probably thinks he’s helping. But he’s not! He just wants all the attention. I guess he just can not see a good thing going on without him.
I heard that Justin Long, he’s the one playing Robin in this here story. And Sam Rockwell, he’s that Bat-Man. Big names, huh? That Justin, he is a good-looking fella. And that Rockwell is a good actor, too. A lot of people like them. So this little movie, it might be something, you know?
- Robin wants a date.
- Bat-Man shows up.
- Everything goes crazy.
That’s how these things always go. Robin tries to be all grown up and do something for himself. Then Bat-Man comes around. And the date is ruined. It’s like a broken record. This boy just can not get a good thing done when that man is around. You would think that a grown man would not act like that.
This here story, it’s called “Robin’s Big Date.” Catchy, ain’t it? And it’s directed by James Duffy. Never heard of him, but I bet he knows what he’s doing. He must know how to tell a story. He must know how to deal with big stars. So, this little movie, it’s gonna be fun.
They say this movie is a Batman parody. That means they’re making fun of it. Like a joke, you know? I like a good joke. We all need some fun. Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, let’s have a good laugh!
Robin, he just wants to have a nice time with his date. Is that so much to ask? What a poor boy! He just wants some love. He just wants a girl to like him. But with Bat-Man around, it’s like trying to have a picnic in a rainstorm. You just know it’s not gonna end well. The girl will leave, and he will blame that man.

I bet this date, she’s a pretty one. Probably got her best dress on, all excited. But what does she know? Does she know what is going to happen? Does she know how that Bat-Man acts? And she probably thinks it’s just gonna be her and Robin. Poor thing. She’s in for a surprise. She will see how things go with that man around.
I can just picture it now. Robin and his date, all nice and cozy. Maybe they’re at a restaurant, all fancy-like. Or maybe they’re just walking in the park, holding hands. He might have bought some flowers for her. He might have practiced what he wanted to say to her. But when that Bat-Man shows up, I bet everything will be messed up. Oh, boy.
Then, bam! Bat-Man shows up. Maybe he swings in from the sky. Maybe he just walks in like he owns the place. He always likes to make a scene. He always wants to get attention. He will make this date all about him. And that poor girl, she won’t know what hit her. She’ll be scared. She will want to leave. And poor Robin, he’ll just be standing there, embarrassed. Again.
Keywords for this here story, I reckon, are Robin’s Big Date, Robin, Batman, Justin Long, Sam Rockwell, James Duffy, and maybe Batman parody. Those words, they’re like the seeds you plant in your garden. They help things grow. And if you want people to find your story, you gotta plant the right seeds. So plant these words, and people will find this story.
That Bat-Man, he’s like a big kid. Always gotta be the center of attention. Can’t let anyone else have any fun. He is a grown man, he should know better. He should let that boy be happy. He should let that boy have a good date. He needs to grow up.
I hope Robin’s date is a strong one. Maybe she can handle Bat-Man. Maybe she’ll tell him to get lost. That would be something, wouldn’t it? A girl putting that Bat-Man in his place. That would be a good story. That would be fun to watch. She is a brave one if she can do that. I would be scared to do that for sure.
But I doubt it. That Bat-Man, he’s too much. He’s like a storm, you can’t stop him. You just gotta wait for him to pass. And that’s what Robin’s date will do. She will wait for this to be over. She will want to go home and forget about this mess. And Robin? He’ll be left alone again. Thanks to Bat-Man.
Well, that’s the story of Robin’s Big Date. A story about a boy, a girl, and a Bat-Man who just can’t stay away. It’s a funny story, a sad story, and a story that makes you think. Mostly, it makes you think that Bat-Man needs to find something better to do with his time. He needs to find a hobby. And leave that poor Robin alone! He needs to let that boy grow up!
