Renfamous Account Controversy: Why Do They Keep Coming Back?

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Okay, so, you wanna know about this Renfamous, huh? I heard folks talkin’, seen some stuff on the computin’ machine. Don’t rightly know what all the fuss is about, but I’ll tell ya what I’ve gathered, the way I understand it, ya hear?

First off, seems like this Renfamous fella, or maybe it’s a gal, hard to tell these days, gets folks all riled up. Real riled up. They say this Renfamous person keeps gettin’ banned, like, kicked off the internet, but then they just pop right back up again. Like a weed, ya know? You pull it out, and it just grows right back.

Now, I ain’t too sure what they’re doin’ to get banned. Somethin’ about breakin’ rules, they say. “TOS” they call it. Sounds fancy, but probably just means they ain’t playin’ nice. Like stealin’ cookies from the jar when Ma ain’t lookin’, I reckon. Only this is on that there internet thingy.

• They say Renfamous broke every rule. Every single one! That’s a lot of rules, I tell ya. Must be a real troublemaker.
• And then, poof! They’re back. Like magic, or somethin’. Folks get mad, say it ain’t fair. And maybe it ain’t. But that’s how it is, I guess.

Then there’s all this talk about “socials” and “links.” Sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me. But from what I gather, Renfamous has a bunch of places online where folks can find ‘em. Like a town square, but in that there internet world. And they’re always postin’ stuff, stirrin’ up trouble, seems like.

And this Zooey Zephyr person? Renfamous wants folks to give her money. For a campaign, they say. Somethin’ to do with Montana. Politics, I reckon. Always messin’ things up, them politicians. But Renfamous seems to like this Zooey, wants her to win.

Some folks, they can’t stand Renfamous. Say they’re just a “dirtbag.” That ain’t a nice word, but it means they don’t think too highly of ‘em. Compare ‘em to someone else, Rial, I think it was. Say they’re all the same, a bunch of no-goodniks.

And these “blue-haired beta male friends”? Don’t rightly know what that means, but sounds like a bunch of fellas who agree with Renfamous. Or maybe they’re makin’ fun of them, hard to say. This internet talk, it’s confusing sometimes.

So, what’s the deal with Renfamous? Well, seems like they’re a troublemaker, plain and simple. They stir up trouble, get banned, then come right back. They got folks who love ‘em, folks who hate ‘em, and folks who just don’t know what to think. Just another day on that there internet, I guess.

It’s like that old rooster we had back on the farm. Always crowin’, always struttin’, always gettin’ into fights. Some folks liked him, some folks wanted to wring his neck. But he was always there, that’s for sure. Reminds me a bit of this Renfamous character.

But at the end of the day, it’s just a bunch of folks squawkin’ at each other on that there internet. Doesn’t amount to much, if you ask me. Better to spend your time plantin’ tomatoes or feedin’ the chickens. That’s real work. This internet stuff, it’s just…noise.

So, there ya have it. That’s what I know about Renfamous. Not much, maybe, but it’s somethin’. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my biscuits. Don’t want ’em burnin’, ya know.

Tags: [Renfamous, Social Media, Ban, Controversy, Online Personality, Politics, Montana, Zooey Zephyr, Internet]