Well, let me tell you about this Chili’s Burgertime game, or as they call it, the “Big Smasher” or somethin’ like that. I was sittin’ down with my family the other day, and we was at one of them Chili’s places, you know, the restaurant where they got them big booths and them table games. Now, this ain’t no regular old game like tic-tac-toe, no sir! This one’s got somethin’ to do with burgers, just like a big ol’ sandwich made outta video game magic. It’s called “Chili’s Big Smasher BurgerTime.” Now, don’t get all confused, it’s not the same as the old BurgerTime game from back in the day, but it’s got the same feel to it, just spiffed up and made a little fancier for today’s world.

You see, Chili’s, bless their heart, decided to try somethin’ new and bring a little fun to your table while you’re munchin’ down on a burger. For a dollar ninety-nine, they got this game where you can play to your heart’s content while you wait for your food to come. You pay that one-time fee, and you get unlimited play for as long as you’re sittin’ there at your table, enjoyin’ your meal. I reckon it’s a good deal if you got a bunch of folks sittin’ with you, keepin’ the kiddies quiet and entertained so they ain’t runnin’ wild all over the place.
Now, as for the game itself, it’s all about tryin’ to build burgers, just like in the old BurgerTime game, except this one’s got more colors and whiz-bang effects to keep the young ones interested. You play as a chef, stackin’ up ingredients—lettuce, tomato, burger patties, all that good stuff—while dodgin’ these crazy critters that are tryin’ to mess up your perfect burger stack. You gotta be quick, ’cause if them little pests get in your way, well, there goes your burger!
Here’s how it works:
- First off, you got your chef, and you gotta move him around the screen to get all them burger bits stacked up right.
- Now, you ain’t just makin’ any ol’ burger, you’re tryin’ to make ’em big and fancy, just like the ones they sell at Chili’s.
- You gotta dodge them critters that keep poppin’ up—whether it’s a hot dog or a pickle—who knows, they all want to mess up your burger-building efforts!
- And the more burgers you stack, the higher your score goes. Pretty simple, really. But as you get further along, it gets trickier, and you gotta be faster with your hands. Trust me, it ain’t as easy as it sounds!
Now, let me tell ya, back when I was younger, we didn’t have no fancy games like this. If we wanted some entertainment, we had to make our own fun, usually with a stick and a pile of rocks. But times have changed, and I reckon this Chili’s game gives folks somethin’ to do while they’re chowin’ down on their meals. It’s not somethin’ I’d usually play, but I can see how the younger folks might enjoy it. It’s simple, it’s quick, and it’s a good way to pass the time while you wait for your food.
But hey, don’t just take my word for it. You can try it yourself next time you’re at Chili’s. Just plop that little card on your table, pay that small fee, and start smashin’ them burgers. It’ll keep ya entertained, and before you know it, your food’ll be ready. And let’s be honest, if you’re anything like me, you’ll probably be so busy playin’ that you won’t even notice how long you’ve been waitin’ for your fries to come out!
Why people like this game:
- It’s fun for kids and grown-ups alike.
- It’s easy to pick up but gets harder as you go.
- It’s a good way to kill time while waitin’ for your meal.
- It’s somethin’ new that Chili’s is tryin’ out, and I reckon they’re doin’ a good job at it.
So, next time you’re at Chili’s and your stomach starts rumblin’, just know you can play this little game and maybe even beat your kids at it. And if you’re not into it, well, there’s always the usual way of passin’ the time—just talkin’ to the folks around ya. But this Burgertime game sure is a fun little distraction if you ask me. Who knows, maybe they’ll make more games like it in the future! As for me, I’ll stick to my old-fashioned ways, but I ain’t against givin’ it a go every now and then. The world’s changin’, and sometimes it’s good to try somethin’ new!
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