Alright, so, let’s gab about this “The Hill” movie poster, ya know? I ain’t no fancy movie critic or nothin’, but I can tell ya what I see.

First off, they say it’s about some underdog. You know, the kind that nobody thinks can do nothin’, but then they go and surprise ya. Like that little runt piglet we had last year, everyone thought it wouldn’t make it, but it grew up big and strong, that piglet did.
Now, this poster, they say it’s high resolution. I don’t rightly know what that means, but I reckon it means you can see everything real clear, like lookin’ out the window on a sunny day. They even tell ya how big it is, somethin’ like 1998 by 2849. Big enough to cover the hole in the barn door, I guess.
What’s on the dang thing, you ask? Well, they gotta put the movie title, “The Hill,” big and bold, so’s ya know what you’re lookin’ at. Then they slap on the names of them actors, Dennis Quaid and Scott Glenn, they say. Big shots, I suppose. And the director fella, Jeff Celentano. Gotta give him credit, I reckon, he’s the one tellin’ everyone what to do.
- They always put the actors on these posters. Like they’re the most important thing.
- And the director, well, he’s important too, I guess.
- But don’t forget the release date. Gotta know when you can go see it, right?
This poster ain’t just for show, mind you. It’s there to get folks to buy tickets. They wanna fill up them theaters, make a bunch of money. They even tell ya where to buy tickets, somethin’ called Fandango, and if you buy ’em today, you get extra rewards. Sounds like a good deal, I guess, if you’re into that sort of thing.
Now, they talk about poster collectors. Folks who like to save these things, I guess. Like my grandson savin’ them baseball cards. But mostly, these posters are just there to sell the movie. Gotta get people in them seats, ya know? It’s all about the money, in the end.
They also mentioned somethin’ about Brooke Shields and Bradley Cooper, and an ambulance. Now, I don’t know if that’s got anythin’ to do with “The Hill” movie, or if it’s just somethin’ else they were talkin’ about. Sounds like a whole ‘nother story, to me. Maybe that Brooke gal was in another movie poster, who knows?
Then there’s this “Silent Hill” thing they brought up. Sounds spooky, that one does. Psychological horror, they call it. About some video game, I think. But that ain’t the same as “The Hill,” this one ain’t got no ghosts or monsters, far as I know. And there’s another one, “House on Haunted Hill,” another spooky movie. Seems like there’s a lot of “hills” out there in movie land. But we’re talkin’ about “The Hill,” the underdog one.
So, this poster, it’s just a big picture to get you to go see the movie. It’s got the important stuff, the title, the actors, the director, and when you can see it. And if it’s a good poster, maybe you’ll even wanna hang it on your wall, though I can’t imagine why. I’d rather hang a picture of my grandbabies, myself. But hey, to each their own, right?

At the end of the day, a movie poster is a movie poster. It ain’t nothin’ more, nothin’ less. It’s there to do a job, and that’s to get you to buy a ticket and see the movie. And from the sounds of it, “The Hill” is about an underdog, and who don’t like a good underdog story? So, maybe that poster is doin’ its job, after all.
And don’t forget them tickets! Fandango, they said. And you get double rewards. Don’t ask me what that means, though, I ain’t got a clue. But if it sounds good to you, then go on and get them tickets. Just remember to bring some popcorn, movies ain’t the same without popcorn, ya know?
Anyway, that’s about all I got to say about this here movie poster. It’s pretty, I guess, if you like that sort of thing. But I’d rather be out in the garden, tendin’ to my tomatoes. Now that’s somethin’ worth lookin’ at.
Tags: [The Hill, Movie Poster, Dennis Quaid, Scott Glenn, Jeff Celentano, Underdog, Fandango, Tickets, Film, Theatrical]