You know that IDW Jetfire, right? That big airplane guy from the cartoons and comics. He’s a big shot, that one. Heard he was built by that meanie Shockwave, right here on Earth. Can you believe it? That Shockwave, always up to no good. He used some fancy power, the Creation Matrix I think they called it, from that good guy, Optimus Prime. Poor Optimus, always getting caught up in these messes.

That IDW Jetfire, he’s a real smart one, a scientist, they say. Made himself the fastest Autobot, zipping around like a fly around a cow’s tail. And he’s got a good heart, that IDW Jetfire. Wouldn’t stand for any nonsense, not like that Starscream. They used to be friends, but Jetfire, he saw through him, like a window with no curtains. He don’t believe in those in-between things, you know? It’s either right or wrong, black or white, like my old Ma used to say.
Some folks call him Skyfire in the cartoons, but it is the same fella, that IDW Jetfire. There was another show back then, something about robots, and Jetfire, well, he looked a bit like them. To avoid trouble, they just changed the name. Smart, huh? Keep those lawyer fellas away, like keeping the crows out of the cornfield.
- He is a big deal with Prime, help him to talk with those soldiers.
- He is a good guy, that IDW Jetfire.
- He is the fastest, faster than a chicken with its head cut off.
- He has good moral, don’t like that Starscream.
I heard that IDW Jetfire, when he goes to that Cybertron place, he puts on a different face. Like putting on your Sunday best for church. Heard he’s a real legend, up in the sky and on the ground, fighting those bad guys. A real hero, that one. They say he can fly like a regular airplane, then whoosh, he changes, pulls his wings back, like a bird tucking in its feathers. Real fancy, that IDW Jetfire.
Some folks say this IDW Jetfire was better in some story, something about a Sunstorm. Don’t know much about that, but they say he ain’t got much else going for him. Like a one-trick pony, you know? The old Jetfire, the one from way back, they say he was boring, like plain bread with no butter. That IDW Jetfire, now he has a bit more spice, like a good chili, you know?
This IDW Jetfire, he is strong too. Once, a bad guy jumped him, and he just threw him away, like tossing out the trash. Didn’t even break a sweat, that Jetfire. He is a tough one, like an old boot, but a good one, like a warm quilt on a cold night. That’s what I think of that IDW Jetfire.
I remember when my boy was little, he had a toy of that IDW Jetfire. He’d run around the house, making airplane noises, pretending to fly. That toy was his favorite, always by his side, like a loyal dog. He’d even take it to bed with him, tucked under his arm, safe and sound. It made him so happy, that toy. Reminds me of simpler times, when all you needed was a good toy and a little imagination to have a grand old time.
They don’t make them like that IDW Jetfire anymore. Strong, smart, and with a heart of gold. He’s a good one, that Jetfire. One of the best, I’d say. If you ever see him, in the comics or on the TV, you tell him I said hello. He might not know me, but I know him. And I think he’s just grand.
That IDW Jetfire is a real interesting fella. Lots of stories about him, flying around, fighting bad guys, being a good friend to Optimus Prime. If you want to know more about him you should read some comics, they can tell you all the stories, a lot more than I can, that is for sure. That IDW Jetfire is really a good character, and everyone should know about him.
