How to Enter the Butterfinger Birthday Sweepstakes (Your Guide to Winning in this Sweet Celebration)

Hey there, you hear about this Butterfinger Birthday Sweepstakes thing? Sounds like somethin’ big is goin’ on. I ain’t too good with these computer things, but I heard you can win some real money. Ten thousand dollars! Can you believe it? That’s a whole lotta dough!

My neighbor, she’s always on that internet, told me all about it. Said it’s Butterfinger’s 100th birthday. One hundred years! That’s older than dirt! They’re givin’ away stuff, lots of it. Like, every day, you can try to win somethin’. They call it an “instant win.” Like winnin’ on a scratch-off ticket, I guess. But you gotta get on that internet thing to do it.

Now, I like Butterfinger. Crunchy, peanut buttery, you know. Used to be my favorite when I was a little girl. They say you gotta buy one to play this game. But you know, these days, money is tight, so I won’t be buyin’ no candy bar just to win. But I tell ya, if you like Butterfinger anyway, then you might as well buy one and see if you can win somethin’, right?

This Butterfinger Birthday Sweepstakes, it’s a big deal. They’re givin’ away all sorts of things. I heard they got these things called… skateboards? Ain’t never seen one of those in person. And some other things I don’t even know what they are. But hey, free is free!

Here’s what you gotta do, far as I can tell. You gotta buy a Butterfinger. Or maybe it was one of them Crunch bars. I get ’em mixed up. Anyway, you buy one, and then you gotta do somethin’ on the computer. My neighbor, she tried to show me, but it was all too much for these old eyes. Lots of clickin’ and typin’.

• Buy a Butterfinger.
• Go on the internet.
• Click around and maybe win!

I don’t know nothin’ about how they pick the winners. Probably just pick a name out of a hat, like they do at the church bingo. But they say lots of folks are gonna win somethin’. So your chances are probably pretty good, I reckon. I bet lots of people gonna be playing that Butterfinger Birthday Sweepstakes.

They say this is a big Butterfinger birthday celebration. One hundred years! That candy bar’s been around longer than I have! It’s a wonder it ain’t got false teeth by now. Just kiddin’. But seriously, it’s a long time. They must be doin’ somethin’ right to stay in business that long.

Now, if you win that big money, that ten thousand dollars, you gotta let me know. I could sure use a new pair of shoes. And maybe a new dress for Sunday meetin’. And maybe I’d even buy myself a Butterfinger. Or maybe a few. It would be a very nice Butterfinger birthday if I won $10,000. Wouldn’t that be a great birthday for me?

Well, I gotta go. My stories are dryin’ up faster than a puddle in July. But you go on and try your luck at that Butterfinger Birthday Sweepstakes. Maybe you’ll be the one to win that big prize. And if you do, don’t forget your old friend who told you all about it.

I just wish I understood this whole internet thing better. I guess I’m too old to learn new tricks. But you young folks, you’re good at it. So go on and get yourself a Butterfinger, and see if you can win somethin’. It’s a Butterfinger sweepstakes, and it’s their birthday, so it must be good! That’s what I always say.

I’m gonna go see if my neighbor can help me figure this out. Maybe she can show me how to play. I sure would like to win that ten thousand dollars. Or even one of them skateboard things. I could probably sell it. Or maybe I’d learn how to ride it! Wouldn’t that be somethin’? Me, ridin’ a skateboard at my age! People would pay good money to see that.

Anyway, you go on and play that Butterfinger Birthday Sweepstakes. And good luck to ya! Hope you win somethin’ good. This is a great birthday sweepstakes, I bet. If you like Butterfinger that is, but who doesn’t?