Get Ready to Transform! Hasbro Announces New Transformers Figures

Well, howdy there, y’all! Let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout these here newfangled Transformer toys. Them city folks at Hasbro, they done gone and made some more of them contraptions.

Transformers and that there speedy hedgehog

Now, I ain’t never seen a hedgehog up close, ‘cept maybe that one time old man Jenkins’ dog brought one home, but it sure weren’t blue. These here Transformers, they mixed ’em up with a hedgehog character, somethin’ called Sonic. Imagine that! A hedgehog turnin’ into a car. Sounds like somethin’ outta a crazy dream, don’t it?

• There’s this one fella, Blue Booster they call him, bout this big,
• and he changes from a car to a robot in 27 steps. Twenty-seven! Back in my day, a toy was a toy. You pushed it, it rolled. Now they gotta have all these here steps and whatnot.

And get this, there’s another one too, with two tails! They say it’s Sonic’s sidekick. I tell ya, these city folk got some wild imaginations. Two tails! What in tarnation would a critter need with two tails for?

Them Transformers on the big screen

I hear tell there’s a new movie comin’ out too, somethin’ ’bout the “Rise of the Beasts.” My grandson, he’s all excited ’bout it. Says there’s this one Transformer, Mirage, and they made a toy of him doin’ somethin’ special in the movie. Don’t ask me what, I ain’t seen it. But the young’uns, they seem to like it.

More than meets the eye, they say

They keep sayin’ these Transformers are “more than meets the eye.” Well, I reckon that’s true. They sure ain’t like them dolls I used to play with. These things, they got robots, they got cars, they got hedgehogs now, for cryin’ out loud. It’s a whole new world, I tell ya. A whole new world.

That Bumblebee fella

And then there’s this Bumblebee character. Always been popular, that one. Now they got him in a new toy, a big ‘un, almost ten inches tall. And get this, it ain’t just a robot and a car. This one turns into a mask too! A mask! What in the world would you do with a Transformer mask? I guess the kids these days, they like to pretend they’re the robots themselves. We just used to make engine noises with our mouths.

What’s a Transformer anyway?

Now, I ain’t quite sure what all the fuss is about with these Transformers. Back in my day, a toy car was a toy car, and a doll was a doll. But these here things, they’re both! And they change! And now they got hedgehogs mixed in! It’s enough to make your head spin.

But I reckon if it makes the young’uns happy, then it can’t be all bad. They spend hours playin’ with them, makin’ up stories, havin’ all sorts of adventures in their imaginations. And that’s a good thing, ain’t it? Keeps ’em outta trouble, at least for a little while.

So, them new Transformers

So, there you have it. Hasbro done gone and made some more of them Transformers toys. They got hedgehogs, they got movie characters, they got masks. It’s a whole lotta stuff, enough to make an old lady like me feel a little bit lost. But hey, if it brings a smile to them young’uns faces, then I reckon it’s alright. After all, playin’ is important, even if it’s with robots that turn into cars and hedgehogs.

Action figures for the young’uns

These Transformers, they call ’em “action figures” now. Back when I was a girl, we just called ’em dolls or toy cars. But I guess times change. And these here action figures, they sure are somethin’ else. All them movin’ parts, all them transformations, all them different characters. It’s a far cry from the rag dolls and wooden cars I used to play with. But like I said, if it makes the kids happy, then it’s good enough for me.

Transformers Toys are popular, I guess

I see these Transformers toys everwhere. Seems like ever kid in town has got at least one of ’em. And they ain’t cheap neither. But folks keep buyin’ ’em, so I guess they must be worth it. Maybe I should get one for myself, see what all the fuss is about. Naw, just kiddin’. I’ll stick to my knittin’, thank you very much. But I’m glad the young’uns have somethin’ to keep ’em entertained. It’s a different world now, and they need their toys, just like we needed ours back in the day.

Hasbro keeps makin’ ’em

And Hasbro, they just keep on makin’ these Transformers. New ones comin’ out all the time, it seems. They got all sorts of different kinds, different sizes, different characters. It’s hard to keep up with it all. But I reckon that’s the point. Keep the kids wantin’ more, keep ’em buyin’ new ones. It’s a business, after all. And a big one, from the looks of it. But hey, as long as they’re makin’ toys that the kids enjoy, I ain’t got no complaints. Let ’em have their fun, I say.