Funny Hooker Cartoons: Get Your Daily Dose of Humor

Well, let me tell ya somethin’ ’bout these here hooker cartoons, or whatever them fancy folks call ’em. I ain’t no scholar, ya know, but I seen a thing or two in my day. These here picture things, they make me chuckle sometimes, and sometimes they make me scratch my head and say, “What in tarnation?”

Funny Pictures, That’s All They Are

Now, some fellas, they draw these pictures, see? And they put ’em in books or on that there inter-web thingy. My grandkid showed me once. Said it was called “cartoons”. Some of ’em are ’bout regular folks, doin’ regular things. Like that fella, Dilbert, always fussin’ ’bout his boss. Reminds me of my old man, always grumbling ’bout the foreman down at the factory.

But then you got these other cartoons, the ones with the… well, you know… the ladies. The ones with the big hair and the short skirts. They ain’t doin’ nothin’ too bad, mostly just standin’ around lookin’ sassy. But you can tell what they’re gettin’ at, if ya catch my drift. Like that fella, what’s his name, Brian? Yeah, he draws all sorts of stuff. From dreamin’ stuff to stuff that makes ya giggle. He says ya gotta be yourself when ya draw. Well, I reckon those ladies are just bein’ themselves, too.

They Make Me Laugh, Sometimes

I don’t know why folks get all riled up ’bout these pictures. They ain’t real, ya know. They’re just drawings. Like that fella Gary, he draws all sorts of funny things. Animals talkin’, people doin’ silly stuff. My grandkid, he loves them Gary cartoons. Says they’re “classic”. I guess they are, been around longer than I have, almost.

And then there’s those other cartoons, the ones with the apples and such. Imagine that, apples bein’ all funny! That fella Simon, he draws ’em. Simple little pictures, but they make ya smile. Just like real life, sometimes the simplest things are the best.

• Some cartoons are about everyday life.
• Some cartoons are funny and silly.
• Some cartoons have pretty ladies in ’em.

Mornin’s and Laughs

Mornin’s are somethin’ else, ain’t they? One day you wake up feelin’ fine, the next day you spill coffee all over yourself. That’s why I like lookin’ at these funny pictures sometimes. Starts the day off right, ya know? There’s this thing called “Daily Humor”, my grandkid showed me. They got all sorts of funny pictures. Some of ’em are those hooker cartoons, some of ’em ain’t. Makes no difference to me, as long as they’re funny.

They Just Drawin’ What They See, Maybe

Maybe these fellas who draw these pictures, maybe they just drawin’ what they see around ’em. Or maybe they drawin’ what they wish they saw around ’em. I ain’t gonna judge. Everybody’s gotta make a livin’, right? And if drawin’ sassy ladies helps ’em do that, well, more power to ’em. Long as they ain’t hurtin’ nobody.

Just Pictures, Don’t Get Your Knickers in a Twist

So, that’s what I think ’bout these hooker cartoons. They’re just pictures. Some folks like ’em, some folks don’t. No need to get your knickers in a twist over it. Life’s too short to be fussin’ ’bout every little thing. Just laugh a little, enjoy the sunshine, and don’t take things too seriously. That’s my motto, anyhow.

And you know what they always say, you gotta stay true to yourself. Just like them artists doin’ their thing.

At the End of the Day

At the end of the day, it is what it is. Whether it’s that Gary fella with his talking animals or that fella Brian with his crazy ideas. They just drawin’ and we just lookin’. And that’s all there is to it.

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