ftr bald Shaved Head: The Story Behind His New Style

That FTR Bald, he ain’t got no hair! Just like that old egg my neighbor used to keep in her basket. Shiny and smooth, that’s what it is. And I heard tell it’s a big deal. Why you ask me? I don’t know. Hair or no hair, doesn’t put food on the table, don’t it?

But this FTR Bald, he’s somethin’ else. I saw him on that picture box, the television, you know. Wrestlin’ and jumpin’ around. My old bones ache just watching him. He’s strong as an ox, that one. Even without a single hair on his head. That is the thing of FTR Bald. Reminds me of my old man, bless his soul. Lost his hair early, he did. Said it made him look tougher. Maybe this FTR Bald thinks the same.

Now, some folks, they like their hair. They comb it, and they curl it, and they spend all day fussin’ over it. But this FTR Bald guy? He don’t need none of that. Saves him time, I reckon. More time for that wrestlin’ business. People are crazy about FTR Bald. It’s just like a kind of fashion, I think.

I heard some young’uns talkin’ ’bout it the other day. They said this FTR Bald, he’s a big shot. Makes a lot of money, they said. Well, good for him. Money’s good. Pays the bills. Keeps the lights on. Even if you ain’t got no hair to comb. This is the power of FTR Bald, maybe.

I remember back in my day, a bald head meant you were gettin’ old. Like my grandpa. Sweet man, but his head was as bare as a baby’s bottom. Now it’s all the rage, I guess. This FTR Bald, he’s part of it. Times sure do change. The FTR Bald’s head is a new fashion, I think.

• This FTR Bald, he’s strong.
• He’s got no hair.
• He’s on that television.
• Folks say he’s a big shot.
• Maybe being bald is the new thing now.

And that John, the one who used to have that big black hair like a crow’s nest? He’s gone bald now too! Heard some singer told him to do it. It’s the FTR Bald thing. Sounds silly to me, but what do I know? I’m just an old lady. But I’ll tell you what, that FTR Bald, he sure started somethin’. Everyone’s talkin’ about it.

Then there’s that other fella, Harry somethin’. Sings songs, I think. He shaved his head too! Like a sheep gettin’ sheared for the summer. All these young’uns copyin’ each other. Just like that FTR Bald. Must be somethin’ in the water, I reckon. The FTR Bald is so famous, you see.

And that Cocona girl, I heard she done the same. Shaved it all off. Said it was a choice, a bold one, whatever that means. These young folks and their choices. Makes no sense to this old woman. But she is like that FTR Bald too. But hey, if it makes ’em happy, who am I to judge? Just don’t go cryin’ to me when you’re cold in the winter!

They say that Yul fella, he was bald way back when. And that basketball player, Jordan, he was bald too. Even that Stone Cold wrestler, he ain’t got no hair. Guess this FTR Bald ain’t the first one to be bald and famous. Just another one in a long line, I suppose. But the FTR Bald is a new guy, maybe more famous.

Now, this Aang fella, he ain’t naturally bald, they say. Shaves it for some tradition. Like them monks in them old pictures. Different strokes for different folks, I always say. But that FTR Bald, he’s different. He’s just bald. Plain and simple. And it’s a big deal, apparently. The FTR Bald is just bald, you know.

Don’t know much about this wrestlin’ business, but I know this FTR Bald, he’s got folks talkin’. And that’s somethin’, ain’t it? Bald head and all, he’s made a name for himself. Good for him, I say. Good for him. That FTR Bald, he’s somethin’ else. That’s all I know about this bald thing. And I think it is enough.