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Alright, let’s talk about this… uh… Genesect thingy. Sounds fancy, like somethin’ them city folks would yap about. I heard it’s one of them Pokey-mans. My grandkids are always yellin’ about Pokey-mans, so I guess it’s a big deal. Never seen one myself, though. We just had chickens and cows on the farm, not these fancy creatures.
So, from what I gather, this Genesect ain’t your everyday critter. It’s a Bug and Steel type, whatever that means. Sounds like a tough bugger, if you ask me. Bugs I know, always bitin’ at the crops. But steel? That’s like a tractor! Maybe it’s one of them newfangled robot bugs the kids are always talkin’ about.
This Genesect, they say it’s a “Mythical” Pokey-man. Mythical, huh? Like them stories Grandma used to tell about the ol’ woods being haunted. Guess that means it’s rare, hard to find. Not like them Pidgeys and Rattatas that are always sneakin’ around my garden. If this Genesect showed up, I bet I’d need more than a broom to shoo it away!
Now, I heard tell that fire is the way to go if you wanna beat this Genesect in a fight, a “raid” they call it. Why fire? Well, bugs don’t like fire, that’s for sure. I used to burn the weeds in the field, and them bugs would scatter faster than a chicken with its head cut off. So, using fire on a bug makes sense, even if it is a steel bug. Maybe the steel part melts or somethin’.
- They say some good Pokey-mans to use against Genesect are like, Chandelure – sounds like a fancy chandelier, maybe it shoots fire?
- And Reshiram – that one sounds powerful, like a dragon or somethin’.
- Then there’s Darmanitan, Moltres, and Charizard – more fire types, I reckon.
- Oh, and Heatran too. Lots of fire power, that’s for sure. You’d think they’d set the whole place ablaze!
They also talk about this Genesect having a “strongest moveset”. Sounds like fightin’ words to me. It’s got somethin’ called “Metal Claw” and “Techno Blast.” Metal Claw, I get it. Like a crab pinch, only harder. But Techno Blast? That sounds like somethin’ from outer space! Must be one of them fancy attacks them city Pokey-mans use. We used to just throw rocks at racoons trying to steal eggs.
Apparently, this Genesect has a “Max CP” of somethin’ or other. CP? I guess that’s like how strong it is. Like, a big ol’ bull has more CP than a little calf. So, a high CP means this Genesect is a tough one, not to be messed with. I wouldn’t want to face it with just my old garden hoe, that’s for sure.
They got all sorts of websites talkin’ about this Genesect. * and Bulbapedia, they call ‘em. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss over a Pokey-man. Back in my day, we just worried about the weather and if the crops would grow. Now, these young’uns are worried about catching all these critters on their little phones.
This Genesect, it’s from somethin’ called Generation V. Sounds like car models, or maybe different batches of cookies. I guess it means there’s a whole bunch of different Pokey-mans out there. Too many for an old woman like me to keep track of. I’ll stick to my chickens and my garden, thank you very much.

So, if you’re gonna go after this Genesect, you better bring your strongest fire Pokey-mans. And maybe a fire extinguisher, just in case things get too hot. Me? I’ll stick to watchin’ from the porch, sippin’ my iced tea. All this talk about mythical bugs and techno blasts is enough to make my head spin. Good luck to ya, you’ll need it!
Remember, fire is key! And don’t forget to bring lots of potions and revives, whatever those are. The kids are always yelling about ’em, so they must be important. Just stay safe and don’t go burnin’ down the whole town trying to catch this Genesect.
Tags: Genesect, Pokemon Raid, Bug Type, Steel Type, Mythical Pokemon, Fire Type Counters, Pokemon Go, Pokemon Strategy