dc super powers wave 8 is coming (check out the newest figures here)

Well, let me tell you, my eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I seen somethin’ the other day that got me all riled up. It’s these new DC Super Powers Wave 8 things. These little fellas, they call ’em figures, from McFarlane Toys, that’s what the young’uns told me. They got all sorts of these things now, not like the old days, no sir.

This Wave 8, it’s got some fellas I ain’t never seen before. They say it’s the eighth one, the eighth! Can you believe it? They keep churnin’ ’em out. And these ain’t no cheap things, neither. But folks, they sure do love ’em. These DC characters, you know?

They say these Super Powers Wave 8 figures, they’re comin’ out. And they are somethin’ to behold. They got this one fella, Black Manta, in a black suit. And a Guy Gardner. Seems like everyone is talking about these. My grandkids, they won’t shut up about it. These super heroes, that is all they talk about.

• Black Manta (Black Suit)
• Guy Gardner
• Booster Gold

That’s what they said was in this Wave 8. I don’t know who these folks are, but the kids sure seem excited. They said these are like the old ones, from when they were little. These little figures, they used to be everywhere, back in the day.

These new ones, they’re 4.5 inches, I hear. That’s what they tell me. And they move! These DC Super Powers Wave 8, they ain’t just standin’ there, no sir. They can move their arms and legs, like they’re fightin’ or somethin’. Back in my day, toys were a lot simpler. A stick and a hoop, that’s what we had! And we were happy, too!

They say these are based on some fancy art. “Definitive style guide artwork,” they call it. I don’t know nothin’ about that. But I guess it’s important. These DC Super Powers Wave 8 figures, they are all designed up real nice. These Kenner Super Powers, I guess they were the first ones. They had all sorts of them.

They had figures, and vehicles, and even a playset. These Super Powers Wave 8, it’s like they’re bringin’ all that back. Just like the old days. These new ones from McFarlane, they are supposed to be like the Kenner Super Powers, but all new and improved.

And let me tell you, these things, they ain’t cheap. But folks, they sure do love collectin’ ’em. They line ’em up on shelves, and they never even play with ’em! Just look at ’em. I don’t get it, but to each their own, I reckon. These DC Super Powers Wave 8 figures, they’re gonna be a big hit, I can tell you that much.

These Super Powers things, they are all the rage now. They got Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, all them. And now they got these new ones in Wave 8. I hear they were shown off at some big event. Phoenix Fan Fusion, that’s what it was called. All the bigwigs and collectors were there, I bet.

These DC Super Powers Wave 8 figures, they are going to be flying off the shelves. They say you can pre-order them. That means you pay for ’em now, and they send ’em to you later. I don’t know about all that. Seems like a lot of fuss. But, if you’re into these things, you better get your order in quick.

They had some for pre-order from something called Entertainment Earth. All these names and places, it is very confusing. But they’re sayin’ this Aquaman fella, he’s got an enemy. This Black Manta, I reckon he’s the bad guy. These Super Powers Wave 8 figures, they’re makin’ a big deal about this Black Manta. He must be somethin’ special.

It’s all too much for me. But, I thought I’d tell you about these DC Super Powers Wave 8 things, in case you’re interested. They seem to be a big deal. These kids today and their toys. It’s a different world, I tell ya. A whole different world.

These toys, they ain’t simple no more. They come with all these features. And articulation. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds fancy. This DC Super Powers Wave 8 set, it’s got a lot of articulation, they say. So, if you like that sort of thing, you’ll probably like these new figures.

They keep talking about this Wave 8. They say it feels like forever since the last one. I guess time flies when you’re collectin’ these little plastic men. These McFarlane Toys, they sure know how to keep people waitin’. But now Wave 8 is finally here, and everyone is happy.

I saw these things, and I thought of the old days. When toys were simple, and kids played outside. Now they are all about these DC Super Powers. And these Wave 8 figures. It is all so different. But I guess that’s just how it is.