darth jar jar minifigure

Well, ain’t that somethin’. This here Darth Jar Jar mini-figure thing, huh? Who’d a thunk it? This Jar Jar fella, always seemed a bit of a goofball, now he’s a Darth somethin’. Kids these days, they like these toys. LEGO, they call ’em.

Heard tell this Darth Jar Jar is in a big set. Dark Falcon, they say. Cost a pretty penny, I bet. You know, they can’t sell these little fellas by themselves. Some kinda rule. Got to buy the whole shebang, the whole big set with all the bricks. And folks do, too. Crazy if you ask me, but what do I know? Kids love ’em.

This Darth Jar Jar, he’s got a number. SW1367. Fancy that. Everything has a number these days.
Only comes in one set, that Dark Falcon. Not like the old days, you could just buy the toy you wanted.
People buy ’em, trade ’em, like baseball cards, only more expensive.

He’s a Sith Lord now, this Jar Jar. Reimagined, they say. Means he’s a bad guy, I reckon. Got that fancy light saber thingy, too. Red blades. Always the red ones with the bad guys, ain’t it? And he’s got a special head and body, and legs. All LEGO parts, they say. Made in Denmark. Way over there.

You know, they say this set is for folks ten and up. But I seen grown men fussin’ over these things. Collectin’ ’em. Put ’em on shelves. “Army Building”, they call it. Gettin’ a whole bunch of the same ones. Seems like a lot of trouble to me. But folks enjoy it, I guess. To each their own.

Heard they don’t give away the little fellas for promotions anymore. Used to be, you’d get a free one on May the Fourth. Star Wars day, or somethin’. Now they can’t. Rules, you know. Always rules.

This Darth Jar Jar, he’s new. Just come out this year. Folks are snatchin’ him up, I bet. He’s popular, they say. And if he’s in a big set, well, that just makes him more special, don’t it? Gotta spend more to get him.

I seen pictures of him. He’s got these red eyes. Kinda scary, if you ask me. Not like the old Jar Jar. He was clumsy, silly. This one looks mean. But that’s what they wanted, I guess. A Darth Jar Jar. Who woulda thought?

If you want to get this Darth Jar Jar, you gotta get that whole Dark Falcon set. That’s the only way. And it ain’t cheap. But folks’ll pay it, I reckon. They love these LEGO things. And this one’s special. A Darth Jar Jar. It’ll be worth somethin’ someday, I bet. Maybe.

So there you have it. This Darth Jar Jar mini-figure. A little plastic fella, causin’ a whole lot of fuss. Just like everything these days. Folks go crazy for things. But if it makes ’em happy, well, I guess that’s all that matters.