Well now, let me tell ya ’bout these here Batman versus Superman statues. You know, them fellers from the movies? Always fightin’ and then makin’ up, like a couple of roosters in the barnyard.

I seen pictures, they got these here statues, all fancy-like. Some big, some small, some lookin’ like they ready to throw down, others standin’ all proud and mighty. Folks seem to like ’em a whole lot, spendin’ their hard-earned money on ’em. I reckon they think it’s pretty cool to have them fellers standin’ on their shelves or whatnots.
One fella, he was talkin’ ’bout how he just had to have one of them Batman statues. Said it was a “must-have” for any collector. I tell ya, collectors are a different breed. They get all worked up over things most folks wouldn’t give a second glance. But hey, to each their own, I always say.
Now, this fella, he went on and on ’bout how tall the statue was, somethin’ ’bout 13 inches. That’s a pretty good size, I reckon. Big enough to see from across the room, but not so big it takes up the whole dang table. And they make ’em all special, call it “limited edition” or somethin’. Makes folks think they gotta get it quick before they all gone. Smart fellers, them statue makers.
They got all kinds, too. Not just statues, but busts too. You know, just the head and shoulders part. And weapons! Like little toy swords and such. Kids love that kinda stuff, and I guess some grown-ups too. They call it “Live Action Role Play,” but back in my day, we just called it playin’ pretend. We didn’t need no fancy toys, just a stick and our imagination.
- Batman statues are real popular, folks like ’em a whole heap.
- They come in all shapes and sizes, somethin’ for everyone.
- Some folks collect ’em, like they collect stamps or coins.
- They even make ’em special, so folks gotta buy ’em quick.
I heard tell they keep makin’ new ones all the time, too. Always somethin’ different. Different poses, different costumes, different everything. Keeps folks comin’ back for more, I guess. It’s a business, ya know. Gotta keep folks interested.
I ain’t much for collectin’ things myself. Too much clutter, if you ask me. But I can see why folks like ’em. They kinda like little pieces of art, I suppose. And they remind folks of them stories they like so much. Them stories ’bout heroes and villains, and fightin’ for what’s right.
Superman, now there’s another one. He’s the feller that can fly, right? And he’s super strong. They got statues of him too, standin’ tall and lookin’ all powerful. I bet them statues cost a pretty penny. But like I said, folks seem happy to pay it.
I seen a picture once, of a statue with both Batman and Superman together. Fightin’, of course. They always seem to be fightin’. But I reckon that’s what makes it interestin’. If they just sat around and drank tea all day, nobody’d wanna watch, right? Or buy a statue of it, neither.

So yeah, these here Batman versus Superman statues, they’re a big deal, I guess. Folks love ’em, collectors crave ’em, and the makers keep on makin’ ’em. It’s a whole world I don’t rightly understand, but that’s okay. As long as folks are happy, that’s all that matters, I reckon.
And if you’re one of them folks who likes these statues, well, good for you. You go on and collect ’em, and enjoy ’em. Just don’t let ’em take over your whole house, ya hear? You still gotta have room to sit down and eat your supper.
Anyways, that’s ’bout all I know ’bout them statues. Just a bunch of plastic or whatever they’re made of, lookin’ like them fellers from the movies. But hey, folks like what they like, and that’s just fine by me.
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