AEW Dynamite: Title Tuesday – Live Results, Match Card & Highlights

Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout this “AEW Tuesday Night” thing, whatever that is. Sounds like a wrasslin’ show, ya know, like them fellas on TV, always jumpin’ around and smackin’ each other.

So, they’re callin’ it “Title Tuesday,” huh? Makes ya think they’re gonna be fightin’ for some belts or somethin’. I ain’t never seen a belt won on a Tuesday before, usually it’s on them weekend shows. But hey, maybe these fellas are different, workin’ on a Tuesday like regular folks.

They say it’s on somethin’ called “TBS” at 9 o’clock. That’s late for me, I’m usually in bed by then, but I guess some folks stay up later, watchin’ their wrasslin’. It’s gotta be important if they’re changin’ the day and all.

This one time, I saw a wrasslin’ match on TV. These two big fellas, they were huffin’ and puffin’, grunting and groaning. One fella, he jumped off the ropes, like a crazy cat, and landed right on the other fella! I thought for sure he broke somethin’, but nope, they just kept on goin’. Tough as nails, them wrasslers.

They’re talkin’ ’bout somethin’ called “WrestleDream” this weekend. Sounds fancy. Maybe that’s why they’re doin’ this Tuesday show, gettin’ everyone all riled up for the big event. Like when the fair comes to town, they always have that little parade the day before, gettin’ everyone excited to spend their money.

One fella they mentioned was named Bryan Danielson. I ain’t never heard of him, but they say he’s teamin’ up with another fella, Wheeler Yuta, to fight some other guys. Sounds like a tag team match. I remember watchin’ tag team matches with my grandpappy. He loved them, always cheatin’ for the good guys, even though we all knew it was fake.

This show is on cause of some baseball game, they say. Seems silly to me, movin’ a wrasslin’ show for a ball game. But I guess baseball is important to some folks. My husband, he used to listen to baseball on the radio, all summer long. Said it was relaxin’. I never got it, all that talkin’ and not much happenin’. Wrasslin’ is where the action is at!

• They’re gonna be on TBS, that’s the channel.
• It’s at 9pm, so stay up late if ya wanna watch.
• They’re fightin’ for titles, whatever that means.
• It’s a special thing cause of some baseball game.

So, there ya have it. That’s all I know ’bout this “AEW Tuesday Night” thing. If you like wrasslin’, I guess you’ll watch it. Me? I’ll probably be in bed, dreamin’ ’bout somethin’ else. Maybe I’ll dream about that crazy cat fella jumpin’ off the ropes. That was somethin’ else.

They also mentioned somethin’ about watchin’ highlights on somethin’ called “YouTube.” That’s for them young folks with their fancy phones and computers. I ain’t got no time for that. I got chores to do and chickens to feed.

Anyways, if you do watch this “AEW Tuesday Night,” you tell me all about it in the mornin’. I’ll make ya some coffee and we can chat. But don’t expect me to know all them fancy wrasslin’ names and moves. I’m just an old lady, tryin’ to make sense of it all.

And one last thing, they said somethin’ ’bout this bein’ a “special edition” of Dynamite. Dynamite? Sounds dangerous. I hope nobody gets hurt. Wrasslin’ is all fun and games until somebody loses an eye, or worse.

Alright, I’m done talkin’ now. Go watch your wrasslin’ if you want. I gotta go find my slippers and get ready for bed. It’s been a long day, and this old lady needs her rest.

Tags：AEW, Wrestling, Title Tuesday, Bryan Danielson, Wheeler Yuta, TBS, WrestleDream