Now, y’all been hearin’ about this new Batman stuff comin’ in 2024, huh? Well, let me tell ya, this ain’t just another Batman story. No, no, it’s somethin’ special, real different, you might say. They call it “Absolute Batman,” and it’s gonna be one of them things that might change the whole way folks look at Batman. Reckon it’s gonna be somethin’ big.

Now, you might be askin’ what makes this one so special. Well, first off, it’s not tied to any particular year, which is a little unusual. See, the folks behind this story, like Scott Snyder, the writer, and Nick Dragotta, the artist, they ain’t worried about puttin’ it in a specific time. Ain’t no need to know what year it is. They just want to tell a story about Batman, right here and now. And folks, let me tell you, this is a Batman story that goes places others don’t dare go.
Now, the series kicked off in October of 2024, and it’s already makin’ waves. The first issue, which is called “Absolute Batman #1,” hit the shelves with a lot of buzz. And lemme tell ya, this ain’t just another Batman story about him fightin’ bad guys and wearin’ his fancy suit. No sir, this one dives deep into the mind of the Dark Knight and the whole Gotham City. This one’s about the soul of Gotham and what makes Batman tick. Ain’t no easy fight in this one, that’s for sure.
Now, what really caught my eye was the way they got Alfred Pennyworth in this here story. I reckon we all know Alfred as the butler, right? But in this one, he ain’t just servin’ tea. No sir, he’s actin’ more like a spy, keepin’ a close watch on Batman, lookin’ out for him, makin’ sure he don’t fall apart. It’s kinda funny, you wouldn’t think of Alfred as a secret agent, but this here story changes all that. In fact, they got Alfred playin’ the role of a hitman of sorts, keepin’ tabs on Batman, and it’s one of them twists that’ll get you scratchin’ your head.
The big thing about this series is that it’s not like other Batman tales. Where others might be playin’ it safe, this “Absolute Batman” is makin’ big swings. It’s takin’ the whole Batman mythos and throwin’ it in a new direction. Gotham’s a mess, and Batman’s struggle to keep it together is feelin’ real personal this time. It’s a whole new Gotham, one that feels more raw, more real than anything we’ve seen before. The city’s just as dark, but in a way that you ain’t never seen it in the comics before. It’s gritty and it’s tough.
I reckon there’s a lot of people out there who’ve been waitin’ for a fresh take on Batman. And this here story is gonna satisfy that itch. Scott Snyder’s behind the wheel, and that man knows how to tell a good, dark tale. With Nick Dragotta doin’ the artwork, this comic is somethin’ you gotta see. The art’s bold and full of life. It gives that dark atmosphere Gotham needs, and it’s got a style that stands out. The whole thing just pulls ya in.
But don’t think that this is just some one-time deal. Nah, this here is an ongoing series, which means we’re gonna get more of these stories, comin’ at ya, one after the other. It’s like they’re tellin’ us, ‘This ain’t no flash in the pan, this is Batman like you ain’t never seen before.’ And from what I can tell, folks are lovin’ it. It’s got a solid rating, sittin’ at 4.8 stars outta 5, so that oughta tell ya somethin’ right there.
Now, you might be thinkin’, ‘Why should I bother with this one? Ain’t Batman the same ol’ same ol’?’ Well, let me tell ya, it’s all about change. You know how every now and then, a new song comes out, and it just feels different? Well, this is like that. It’s Batman, but it’s been given a new coat of paint. A new way of lookin’ at things. Sure, we’ve all seen Batman fightin’ the Joker, or ridin’ around in the Batmobile. But this “Absolute Batman” is about to turn all that upside down. It’s bold, it’s risky, and it’s got the kind of energy Batman fans have been missin’ for a long time.
If you’re into Batman and you’re tired of the same ol’ same ol’, then I’d say give this one a go. You won’t be disappointed. The first issue’s out, and it’s already makin’ a lotta noise. And if you’re one of them folks who likes to get your comics early, you can preorder the special editions. They got some fancy covers and all that, but don’t let that distract ya from the story itself. It’s the story that’s the real treat here, folks.

So yeah, if you ask me, “Absolute Batman” in 2024 is gonna be somethin’ to remember. If you love Batman, or even if you just like a good ol’ story that’s a little different from what you’re used to, this is the one to check out. Gotham’s callin’, and Batman’s gotta answer, like always. But this time, it might just be a different answer altogether.
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