Well now, if you ain’t heard of the Absolute Batman covers, you’re missin’ out, I tell ya! Them covers sure are somethin’ else, all bright and flashy, gettin’ folks talkin’ like never before. Now, you might be wonderin’, what’s all the fuss about? Lemme tell ya, it ain’t just some regular ol’ Batman comic book, no sir. This here is Absolute Batman, and it’s got covers that’ll make ya stop in your tracks.

Now, I know some of ya might be thinkin’ that Batman’s been around for a long time, and what makes these covers so special? Well, for starters, this here’s an ongoing series, not one of them one-off comics that gets forgotten quick. Nah, this one’s a big deal. They’re callin’ it Absolute Batman, and this first volume? Well, it’s bigger and better than any ol’ Batman comic book you’ve ever seen. They’ve done gone and put out a new edition, what with brand new cover art that’ll make you stare in amazement.
So, who’s behind these covers, you ask? Well, there’s a feller named Nick Dragotta, he’s the one who done the artwork. And don’t forget Frank Martin, he’s the colorist who’s been workin’ his magic to bring those covers to life. They worked together on this first volume, and lemme tell ya, it shows. The art? It’s somethin’ fierce, real detailed like. You can practically feel the tension and drama in the air just from lookin’ at ’em. The covers have been gettin’ so much praise that I wouldn’t be surprised if folks start puttin’ ‘em up on their walls like a fine piece of art. Can’t blame ’em, lookin’ at ‘em makes ya think Batman himself might just jump outta the page and chase after you!
And, don’t think they stopped there! Oh no, they didn’t. On top of that main cover, they’re even offerin’ an inked variant cover. That means you got options, folks. You can pick up the regular one or go for that inked version if you’re feelin’ fancy. Them variant covers, they’re real special, somethin’ that not everybody’s gonna have. It’s like gettin’ a rare coin at the market—something worth holdin’ onto.
Now, folks who went to New York Comic Con this year? They got to see somethin’ real big. Turns out, Absolute Batman’s takin’ things to a whole new level. It’s goin’ bigger than ever before, and from what I’ve heard, it’s sellin’ like hotcakes. And why wouldn’t it? With a cover like that and all the buzz around it, I’d say it’s almost a sure thing you’ll see a whole lotta folks snatchin’ ‘em up.
Some even say that Absolute Batman #1 is breakin’ records left and right. I heard it reached 250,000 sales, which is a whole lot more than what folks expected! That’s a big number for any comic book, let alone one that’s just startin’ out. Guess it goes to show, there’s a real demand for quality covers and stories like this one. And folks ain’t shy about puttin’ their money where their mouth is, either!
For those who ain’t familiar with the price, you’re lookin’ at about 4.99 for each issue, and it’s worth every penny if you ask me. You can pick it up at your local comic shop or wherever they sell them good ol’ Batman comics. Heck, if you ain’t got time to make the trip, you can always order it online. That’s how it is these days, ain’t it?
In the end, folks, if you ain’t already grabbin’ up these Absolute Batman covers, you’re missin’ out. Whether you’re a long-time fan or just gettin’ started with Batman, this series and them covers are somethin’ you’ll want in your collection. It’s one of them things you’ll be glad you picked up down the road when folks ask, “Hey, where’d you get that?” So don’t wait too long, ‘cause these covers? They’re a real hot commodity.
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